The Grim Reaper's Celebrity Death Pool

Who's Who in the Dead Pool
An alphabetical listing of all the contenders

"If you're not on the list... you're NOBODY!"
or
"Hurry up and die, you bastards!"

Abbott, Russ
Adair, Red
Adams, Helen
Affleck, Ben
Aiello, Danny
Aldrin, Buzz
Alessi, Jean
Alexander, Jean
Al-Fayed, Mohammed
Ali, Mohammed
Allison, Malcolm
Allison, June
Amanpour, Christian
Amin, Idi Died Aug 16th 2003
Anderson, Louie
Andrews, Julie
Andrews, Patty
Aniston, Jennifer
Ant, Adam
Ant and Dec
Apple, Fiona
Arafat, Yasser
Archer, "Lord" Jeffrey
Arthur, Bea
Asner, Ed
Atkins, Robert Died Apr 17th 2003
Attenborough, Richard
B, Miss
Bacall, Lauren
Bacharach, Burt
Bainbridge, Beryl
Baio, Scott
Baker, Richard
Ball, Zoe
Bannister, Sir Roger
Bardon, John "Jim Branning"
Bardot, Bridgette
Barishnikov, Mikhail
Barker, Ronnie
Barrett, Syd
Barrichello, Rubens
Barrymore, Drew
Barrymore, Michael
Bastard, Ol' Dirty
Bates, Ken
Beckham, David
Beckham, Victoria "Skeletor"
Bell, Mary Hayley
Benn, Tony
Bennett, Hywel (extra points if his "percy" is involved)
Bennett, Tony
Berle, Milton Died Mar 27th 2002
Berry, Chuck
Best, George
Biggs, Ronnie
bin Laden, Osama
Bird, Dickie
Black, Cilla
Black, Jack
Black, Shirley Temple
Blaine, David
Blair, Tony
Blassie, Freddie
Bleeth, Yasmin
Blessed, Brian
Blink 182
Bloodvessel, Buster
Bocelli, Andrea
Bono
Borgnine, Ernest
Botham, Ian
Bowyer, Lee
Boyd, Brandon
Brady, Ian
Brady, Sarah
Brando, Marlon
Brandy
Briars, Richard
Bridges, Todd
Brimley, Wilford
Bronson, Charles Died August 30th 2003
Brooks, Mel
Brown, Bobby
Brown, James "Godfather of Soul"
Brown, June
Brown, Mel
Brown, Roy "Chubby"
Buck, Jack
Bullock, Sandra
Bunton, Emma
Bush, Barbara
Bush, George Snr
Bush, George W
Button, Jensen
Bygraves "Ling a long a" Max
Callaghan, James
Campbell, Menzies
Campbell, Naomi "What do you call a bird with a long neck?"
Campbell, Neve
Campbell, Sol
Carey, Mariah
Carney, Art Died Nov 9th 2003
Carrey, Jim
Carson, Johnny
Carter, Jimmy
Casablancas, Julian
Cash, Johnny Died Sept 12th 2003
Castle, Barbara Died May 4th 2002
Castro, Fidel
Cave, Nick
Chalmers, Judith (extra points if skin cancer)
Chan, Jackie
Channing, Carole
Charles, Ray
Cheney, Dick
Cher
Child, Julia
Chisholm, Mel
Church, Charlotte
Clapton, Eric
Clark, Dick
Clarke, Arthur C
Cleese, John
Clooney, Rosemary Died Jun 30th 2002
Clough, Brian
Coburn, James Died Nov 19th 2002
Cole, George
Coleman, Gary
Coltraine, Robbie
Connery, Sean
Connolly, Billy
Cooke, Alistair
Cooper, Alice
Corbett, Ronnie
Costner, Kevin
Cotton, Fran
Coulthard, David
Cousins, Robin
Cox, Courtney
Cronkite, Walter
Cronyn, Hume --- who????
Crosby, David
Cruise, Tom
Cruz, Penelope
Culkin, McCauley
Curtis, Tony
Dalai Lama, The
Danesh, Darius
Dangerfield, Rodney
Daniels, Anthony
Daniel, Paul "Now that's magic!"
Davidson, Jim "Tory C***"
Dawson, Robert
Day, Doris
Deedes, Lord Bill
de Havilland
DeLonge, Tom
Depp, Johnny
Dench, Dame Judi
Detorri, Frankie
di Caprio, Leonardo
Dick, Andy
Diller, Phyllis
Diddy, P
Distel, Sacha
DMX
Doggy Dogg, Snoop
Dole, Bob
D'Oliveira, Basil
Dolly the Sheep Died Feb 2003
Donovan, Jason
Doonican, Val
Douglas, Kirk
Douglas, Michael (in a shagged to death by Zeta-Jones scenario)
Downey, Robert Jr
Drake, Charlie
Driver, Minnie
Duffy, Keith out of Boyzone
Dunn, Clive
Dunst, Kirsten
Duvall, Robert
Dylan, Bob
Earnhardt, Dale Jr
Eastwood, Clint
Ebsen, Buddy Died July 5th 2003
Edwards, Blake
Edwards, Eddie "The Eagle"
Ekberg, Anita
Elphick, Michael Died 9th Sept 2002
Emin, Tracy
Eminem
Estelle, Don Died 2nd August 2003
Evans, Billie "Chazbaps"
Evans, Chris
Falk, Peter
Fallon, Kieran
Farnswoth, Richard
Feltz, Vanessa
Ferguson, Sir Alex
Ferguson, Sarah
Ferrel, Perry
Finney, Tom
Flockhart, Calista
Fogarty, Carl
Foot, Michael
Ford, Gerald
Forsyth, Bruce
Fowler, Robbie
Fox, Michael J
Franklin, Aretha
Franklin, Gretchen
Fraser, "Mad" Frankie
Freeman, Alan "Fluff"
Friel, Anna
Frost, David
Funicello, Annette
Gabor, Zsa Zsa
Gaffney, Dean
Gallagher, Liam
Garner, James
Gascoigne, Bamber
Gascoigne, Paul
Gates, Bill
Gavin, Diarmuid
Getty, Estelle
Getty, John Paul Died 17th Apr 2003
Gibb, Maurice Died 12th Jan 2003
Gillespie, Bobby
Goatboy, Rev H - who may or may not be someone famous
Goodman, John
Gorbachev, Mikhail
Gordon, Jeff
Gotti, John Died Jun 10th 2002
Graf, Steffi
Graham, Billy
Gray, David
Greaves, Jimmy
Gregory, James
Gudmundsdottir, Bjork
Guiliani, Rudy
"H"
Hagman, Larry
Hakkinen, Mika
Halliwell, Geri
Hampton, Lionel
Harris, Richard Died 25th October 2002
Harris, Rolf "can y'tell what it is yet?"
Hart, Tony
Harvey, Brian
Harvey, Paul
Hattersley, Roy
Haughey, Charles
Havel, Vaclav
Hawking, Professor Stephen
Headly, Glenne
Healey, Dennis
Heath, Edward
Heche, Anne
Hefner, Hugh
Hendry, Stephen
Henman, Tim
Henry, Lenny
Hepburn, Katherine Died June 29th 2003
Heron, Gil Scott
Heseltine, Michael
Heyerdahl, Thor Died Apr 18th 2002
Heyward, Nick
Higgins, Alex "Hurricane"
Hillary, Sir Edmund
Hindley, Myra Died 15th Nov 2002
Hird, Dame Thora Died 15th Mar 2003
Hoad, Lou
Hogan, Hulk
Holm, Ian
Hope, Bob Died July 28th 2003
Horne, Lena
Hoskins, Bob
Houllier, Gerard
Housel, Tracy Died Mar 13th 2002
Houston, Whitney
Howe, Gordie
Hudd, Roy
Hughes, Emlyn
Humphries, Barry "Dame Edna"
Hurley, Liz
Hurst, Geoff
Hurt, John
Hussein, Nasser
Hussein, Saddam
Idle, Eric
Imbruglia, Natalie
Inman, John "I'm free!"
Irvine, Eddie
Irvine, Johnny
Irwin, Steve "Crocodile Hunter"
Jacobs, David
Jackson, Michael
Jagger, Mick
James, PD
Jason, David
Jennings, Waylon Died 14th Feb 2002
John, Elton
Johnson, Holly
Johnson, Lady Bird
Johnson, Magic
Johnson, Ulrika-ka-ka
Jolie, Angelina
Jones, Jack
Jones, James Earl
Jones, Kelly
Jones, Tom
Jordan
Junkin, John
Karadzic, Radovan
Karzai, Hamid
Kay, Jay
Keating, Ronan
Keel, Howard
Keeshen, Bob
Kendall, Kenneth
Kennedy, Edward
Kennedy-Scholssberg, Caroline
Kensit, Patsy
Kerr, Deborah
Kerr, Jim "Wan"
Keverkian, Jack
Kidder, Margot
Kidman, Nicole
King Abdullah II of Jordan
King, Billie Jean
King Fahd of Saudi Arabia
King, Jonathan -- the filthy old perve
King, Larry
Kinnock, Neil
Kirkbride, Anne
Kissinger, Henry
Klein, Calvin
Klugmann, Jack
Knevil, Evel
Knevil, Robbie
Knight, Shug
Knotts, Don
Knoxville, Johnny
Koch, Mayor Ed
Kournikova, Anna
Kramer, Larry
Laine, Frankie
Lansbury, Angela (extra points if bumped off in a Murder She Wrote stylee)
La Rue, Danny
Latchford-Evans, Lee
Lauder, Estee
Lawson, Nigel
Lee, Christopher
Lee, Peggy Died 22nd Jan 2002
Lee, Tommy
Lemmy
Letterman, David
Lewis, Al
Lewis, Jerry
Lewis, Jerry Lee
Limbaugh, Rush
Lipman, Maureen
Livingstone, Ken
Longthorne, Joe
Lopes, Lisa "Left Eye" Died 28th Apr 2002
Lopez, Jennifer
Love, Courtney
Lucas, George
Luganis, Greg
Lydon, John (Johnny Rotten)
Lynham, Des
Lynn, Dame Vera
MacArthur, Ellen
MacCutcheon, Martine
MacGowan, Shane
MacLaine, Shirley
Madeley, Richard
Madoc, Philip
Madonna
Maguire, Adrian
Mailer, Norman
Mandela, Nelson
Manning, Bernard
Manson, Marilyn
Maradona, Diego
Marceau, Marcel
Marcos, Imelda
Marks, Howard
Marlin, Sterling
Martin, Sir George
Martin, Ricky
Mason, Jackie
Matthews, Cerys
Matthews, Meg
Mayall, Rik
Maynard, Bill "Greengrass"
McCartney, Paul -- dead since 1966 if you believe the rumours
McCauneghay, Matthew
McClean A J
McCormack, Kenny -- who must die and blimmin' well stay dead
McGee, Debbie
McKay, John
McKellen, Sir Ian
McLaren, Bill
McMahon, Ed
McNish, Alan
Midler, Bette
Milano, Alyssa
Miller, Arthur
Millichip, Bert Died Dec 18th 2002
Milligan, Spike Died Feb 27th 2002
Mills, Sir John
Milosevic, Slobodan
Minelli, Liza
Minogue, Kylie
Moore, Dudley Died Mar 27th 2002
Moore, Sir Patrick
Moore, Roger
Morgan, Harry
Morgan, Piers
Mortimer, John
Moss, Kate
Mott, Ruth
Mugabe, Robert
Musharraf, President Pervez
Nicholson, Jack
Nielson, Leslie
Nelson, Willie
Neutrino
Newman, Paul
NME, The
Norden, Dennis
O'Brien, Richard
O'Connor, Sinead
O'Grady, Paul "Lilly Savage"
O'Neill, Ryan
O'Sullivan, Peter
O'Toole, Peter
Ocean, Billy
Oddie, Bill
Ogilvy, Sir Angus
Oliver, Jamie "Fat Tongue"
Omar, Mullah
Orange, Jason
Osbourne, Ozzy
Packer, Kerry
Page, Jimmy
Painting, Norman
Paisley, "Rev" Ian
Palance, Jack
Palin, Michael
Palmer, Arnold
Palmer-Tompkinson, Tara
Parfitt, Rick
Parker-Bowles, Camilla
Parkinson, Michael
Pasquale, Joe
Pastrana, Andres
Paul, Les
Pavarotti, Luciano "You fat bastard!"
Peck, Gregory Died June 12th 2003
Pele
Perry, Matthew
Phillips, Leslie
Piggott, Lester
Pinochet, Augusto
Pitt, Brad
Phillips, Zara
Ponti, Carlo
Pop, Iggy
Pope John Paul II
Pretty, Diane Died 13th May 2002
Prince Andrew, Duke of York
Prince Claus of the Netherlands Died 6th Oct 2002
Prince Harry
Prince Phillip
Prince Rainier of Monaco
Prince William
Princess Alice of Gloucester
Princess Anne
Princess Juliana of the Netherlands
Princess Margaret Died 9th Feb 2002
Pryor, Richard
Qadaffi, Col. Mu'ammar
Queen Elizabeth II
Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother Died 30th Mar 2002
Radcliffe, Daniel
Randall, Tony
Rather, Dan
Rawls, Dan
Raynor, Claire
Reagan, Nancy
Reagan, Ronald
Reardon, Ray
Reeve, Christopher
Reeves, Keanu "Woah, Dude!"
Reeves, Vic
Reid, Tara
Reiner, Carl
Reinhold, Judge
Reynolds, Burt
Reznor, Trent
Rhymes, Busta
Richard, Cliff
Richard, Little
Richard, Wendy
Richards, Keith
Riefenstahl, Leni
Ritchie, Lionel
Rivera, Geraldo
Roberts, Doris
Robson, Bobby
Robson, Linda
Rock, Chris
Rock, Kid
Rodman, Dennis
Rogers, Kenny
Romano, Ray
Rooney, Mickey
Ross, Diana
Rowling, J K
Russell, Jane
Ryder, Shaun
Ryder, Winona
Sadler, Laura Died June 20th 2003
Salinger, J D
Sandler, Adam
Saville, Sir Jimmy
Schmelling, Max
Schneider, Rob
Schofield, Philip
Schumacher, Michael
Schumacher, Ralf
Schwarzenegger, Arnold
Score, Herb
Self, Will
Shand-Kydd, Frances
Shankar, Ravi
Sharif, Omar
Sharon, Ariel
Shaw, Suzanne
Sheen, Charlie
Sheene, Barry Died Mar 10th 2003
Shipman, Harold "Doctor Death"
Simone, Nina
Simpson, O.J.
Sisqo
Slater, Christian
Smith, Anna Nicole
Smith, Cyril
Smith, Delia (extra points for food poisoning)
Smith, Dame Maggie
Smith, Mel
Snead, Sam Died May 24th 2002
Sobers, Sir Gary
Soong Mei-Ling
Soul, David
Souness, Graeme
Spall, Timothy
Spears, Britney
Staley, Layne Died 21st April 2002
Starr, Ringo
Stevens, Shakin'
Stewart, Jackie
Stringfellow, Peter
Stipe, Michael
St Laurent, Yves
Stone, Sharon
Strange, Steve
Strawberry, Daryl
Strokes, The
Struthers, Sally
Stuart, Gloria
Sugden, Mollie
Suharto
Sykes, Eric
T, Mr
Taylforth, Gillian
Taylor, Courtney
Taylor, Liz
Thatcher, Denis Died June 26th 2003
Thatcher, Baroness Margaret Bloody
Thaw, John Died Feb 21st 2002
Theakstone, Jamie "Bloody"
Thornton, Billy Bob
Thornton, Frank
Thorpe, Jeremy
Thurmond, Strom Died June 26th 2003
Timberlake, Justin
Took, Barry Died Mar 31st 2002
Travolta, John
Truman, "Firey" Fred
Tugendthat, Lord Christopher
Turbay, Gechan
Turlington, Christy
Turner, Anthea
Turner, Tina
Tutu, Desmond
Twain, Shania
Tyson, "Soft" Mike
Usher
Ustinov, Peter
Vandross, Luther
van Dyke, Dick
van Halen, Eddie
Vaughan, Johnny
Vaughan, Peter "Genial Harry Grout"
Vegas, Johnny
Villeneuve, Jacques
Vincent, Jan Michael
Vonnegut, Kurt
Vorderman, Carol
Walker, Johnny
Walker, Murray
Waller, Rik "Pop Idol"
Waterman, Pete
Weiland, Scott
Welch, Raquel
Wessex, Duchess Sophie
West, Timothy
Westbrooke, Daniella
White, Barry Died July 5th 2003
White, Betty
White, Jimmy
White, Lucas
Whiteley, Richard
Whitfield, June
Wiesenthal, Simon
Wilder, Billy Died Mar 29th 2002
Wilder, Gene
Williams, Montel
Williams, Robbie
Williams, Ted Died Jul 5th 2002
Wilson, Jocky
Wilson, Richard "Victor Meldrew"
Windsor, Barbara
Winner, Michael
Winslet, Kate
Winters, Mike
Wisdom, Sir Norman
Wolstenholme, Kenneth Died Mar 26th 2002
Wood, Keith
Woods, Tiger
Wray, Fay
Wyman, Bill
Xfm
Yeltsin, Boris
Young, Sir Jimmy
Z, Jay
Zevon, Warren Died Sept 7th 2003